In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

Listening to Dateline NBC podcast and suspect name is “Lester Ralph Jones.” Oooooookk. He definitely did it.

Are you okay? nytimes.com/2020/11/25/opi…

I want a public response from each and every one of my Republican colleagues: do you think this is ok?

Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.

Hey #beertwitter! Get your shot & a beer in Eugene and Springfield, OR. #oregonbeer #eugenebeer #shotandabeer

Missouri took the top spot for the ninth year in a row in the Humane Society's annual "Horrible Hundred" report for puppy mills audacy.com/kmox/news/stat…

Biggest pet peeve-when people park next to me in my eating food alone parking spot.

Favorite thing about having a kid and not going out anymore-no more forced small talks in Ubers.

When I bring my own tape measure to Home Depot I feel like a *~proFEsHioNAL*~

The origin of my true crime obsession.

You’re telling’ me the bad guy in Halloweentown and Jasper in The Holiday are NOT the same actor🤯

lol, remembering when clinics wouldn't even take papers/folders from me when we thought COVID was spread on surfaces. #salesinthetimeofcovid

remember when you couldn't pee at starbucks bathrooms bc of COVID!? that was weird.

Our house has to be haunted solely based on the amount of binkies that go missing. #idobelieveinspooks #wheresthedamnbinky

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

Why are Midwest Parents still using Folgers Coffee????? I am suffering a slow death.