NO BAD DAYS IN APRIL. AFFIRM IT!!!

having to bookmark something funny cos the person you are supposed to send it to is currently annoying you <<<<<

when i give him attitude, but he still responds with sweetness and treats me like the princess i am, so I just keep falling for him more and more

Nigga eating barbecue bread

High horny is a different kind of horny.

how it feels to say “smd” as a woman

Looking up at your partner's face from their lap has gotta be top 5 human experiences of all time

gonna have fun until i figure out where im supposed to be

No morning alarms for the next 4 days? Happy birthday Jesus fr !

Manifesting mechi ya kusisimua🧘🏾‍♀️🕯️

When he says “put yourself in my shoes” and suddenly I finish after 2 minutes 😭😭

Doctor: So, I just got your test results Me: please make it quick I don't have all day Doctor: How did you know?

Mumbua Reliable sources tell me that He will rise again 🙂‍↕️

Our Muslim brothers gave us a 3 day weekend. We've repaid them with a 4 day weekend. Over to you atheists 🤝

so much stressing me but tonight, tonight we drink