I AM NOT A LAWYER, AND THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE

if you're going to a protest where you expect to get arrested it's extremely important to have arrest training. this thread will not be as useful as a proper training, but i can offer a few tips:

To celebrate Challengers coming out today, here’s every look Zendaya wore on the press tour — a thread ✴︎

welp i might as well post this joke on here too

People obsessing over the hypothetical future children of strangers..........that's a creepy red flag.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting children, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting children.

People living their lives in a way that brings them

KENNY IN AZ KENNY IN AZ!!!!!!

This is the most realistic rant I have ever heard.

Best thing I’ve heard today:
Passenger during deplaning: thank the lord for a good flight!!
Captain: Or you can just thank me?

I don’t think anybody understands how badly I need these shorts

COLORSTROLOGY: a 🧵

JULY 17-24

The Cher Show, 1975

my favorite kate middleton tweets so i don’t have to bookmark everything, an ongoing thread 🧵

24 hours and 6 flight changes later: we’re FINALLY on our way to LHR

I’ve had to change/rebook Ro and I’s flight plans 5 times today and we’re STILL not leaving til tomorrow now I want to *scream*

I KNOW it’s an algorithm and I know it’s based on what I usually like to listen to but like. Spotify daylist really hits 9/10 times

Thread of photos that look like paintings

1. Arnaud Montagard

new poem

That appointments I’ve been putting off for a year took me less than 30 mins combined lololol