Yeah cause why you ordering fajitas

Sugar On My Tongue but the beat is NOKIA

Biggie Smalls "One More Chance" on LL Cool J "Doin' It"

For the past month, I’ve been working on a project to map out and document the work of one of the most prolific storefront sign painters in the US - this is Detroit’s Ron Signs

As a person who has eaten at the Tallahassee Cracker Barrel more times that I’d like to admit, giving your life to Christ in THAT parking lot is wild as hell 😂

Kids now have it good with endless brainrot social media to form their sense of humor. My sense of humor was formed by this show’s brainrot

This is based on lived observations and being around: It’s $1M. Even if it’s a valuation/rumor

Sign her NOW Chicago Red Stars

Niggas used to go on vacation and come back with white Hennessy like they smuggled some bricks

Busts don't throw for 5k in a season nor are they getting ready for their 11th season in the NFL lol

It’s so sick her name is Wrigley-Field

The Thunderdome Era will be overlooked because the pandemic bums everyone out but we really did get some AMAZING promos and work from a variety of acts

If a child in daycare needs a pamper, use one of my kid pampers a dry kid is more important then keeping count of pampers

The last stress-free Saturday for 4 months

Everyone remember not to laugh at the people who are gonna force fall fits way too early, ok? Sweatin through ya flannel faceass😂

“What are you going to name the baby?”- nurse “Yves saint Laurent” - Yves Saint Laurent’s parents “That is sick, goddamn” - nurse, writing on birth certificate in approval

MVP, Matt Hardy or [REDACTED]

The Swift Kelce wedding will likely have measurable impact on GDP. Pop culture coming to the rescue of the American economy. Closest thing to a royal wedding we'll have in this country. The merch will be in sane. The 24/7 media coverage leading up to it will break records. There

For my Americans, this is the British national soccer tournament version of App State - Michigan

I will never respect a man who doesn’t wave back and smile when a baby waves at him. Truest measure of manhood there is, really. fail that test = automatic weirdo