Season 3 of Squid Game is just player 456 staring at the other players like he doesn't also speak Korean.

Just realized I've been carrying the car key fob around in my bra for two days.

Has Ithaca, NY ever done a Curious Gorge birthday party theme bc they should

Me: AI me:

What do you mean by worst case scenario? Death would obviously be worst case scenario. Are we talking worst worst case scenario? Probable, but not going to die, worst case scenario? Or, like, might happen but you're gonna be fine worst case scenario?

Wednesday's are like phew this week is almost over but also omg I gotta do this week all over again

A smile from Beau Burchell could save me

What's bluesky like? Honestly

Netflix trying to get me to fall in love with a serial killer

Woman vs. Printer

Ten hour test engraving on bluestone. Do I do another pass? 😬😂

Winter has arrived

Almost forgot I put a $4500 computer in my cart on Amazon 😅

There should be warnings before certain horror movies like maybe don't eat snacks during this one

Men would rather get into a car accident than yield if they have the right of way

I've always been afraid to ask but is it Alex Is On Fire or Alexis On Fire

The Giants are Giantsing today

I'm not saying there's a competition between me and my sister-in-law but she ran her first full marathon today and I choked on my own spit in Lowe's and had to leave.