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News anchor loses it over a swimming cat

“The people in this book are brave,” said Toad. “They fight dragons and giants, and they are never afraid.” “I wonder if we are brave,” said Frog.

This is funny because I have a new orange cat with like three brain cells who LOVES the scent of Dr. Pepper. So I usually have to guard mine carefully from his little snoot.

everyone loves watching the #stanleyCup Playoffs

Smooches, a sweet ~10 y/o lady surrendered to us for her tummy troubles, is making her social media debut to ask you for help with our Amazon wishlist she prefers to eat many snacks, and you can help supply those snacks amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sailor Mercury!

'Please,' cried Frog, 'please go away!' But no one went away.

You look ourt the window and see this wyd

trying to get good pictures of Moonpie's litter for petfinder is going well

At AJR and they’re playing from the crowd but a dude directly behind them definitely just came to impress a girl because she knows every word and he looks mortified. I may unlock my account for this tweet, tbh, because everyone needs to know this.

Bought a cat bed for the kittens to share. Bella was not about it. (cc: habitual line-stepper Jesuit for X-Men)

The part where he rubs his furry little ass across the top of her cup is peak “I’m trading you in for a roomba.”

our stocked trout have been informed that some of you will be showing up in $500 waders to fall down in knee-deep water. they will probably still laugh at you

Moving day in St. Charles means I am throwing money around like I have it. Big tips for movers because holy shit do I have a lot of books and a SECOND DoorDash order for supplies. It is not even ten am. ☠️

hey gorl someone funked up your rug

Final snow totals update for Sunday afternoon (St. Louis Style) - 4 toasted ravioli! #stlwx

he wishes to be violent. instead he is a little flower.

one of my favorite things about cats is that when they don’t understand what something is, they hit it.