Absolutely screaming that on a day of 37 resignations, Michael Gove was sacked.

mom: who sold the house me at the 7th love on tour:

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

me: im so hungry horse: *nervously* how hungry

DO NOT GENDER BEND YOUR LOVE SONGS AT KARAOKE. YOU ARE GAY FOR THE NEXT FOUR MINUTES.

bro u were a proper scallywag the night afore

UK florists since thursday

Sending love and support to the Mind social team doing amazing work, calmly and clearly responding to all these comments and loads more...

harry styles playing opposite florence pugh in don’t worry darling is giving secondary school production where the female lead is the hottest most talented girl in your school and her romantic costar is the one guy the drama teacher could convince to audition

i never thought of this before

“actually we’ve met before” okay well I don’t remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant