never going to beat pregnancy allegations after gaining 15lbs post wedding 🥲 (plz do not ask me. it will be my 13th reason)

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

actually, i am into gambling

healing is sooo uncomfortable but man oh man does it feel good to be one step closer to being completely unbothered

my dad would have loved the summer i turned pretty

planning to move out of the country and realizing we can’t take our brand new kitchenaid mixer 🥲

grease is the best movie of all time and that is the hill i will be dying on

i don’t like it. i’m sorry, i had to say it. give me folklore and evermore forever.

i just know my mom would be chirping my ear off about this season of DWTS 💔

if you don’t have a library card i think that you are a loser 🤷🏽‍♀️

no noise november. everyone shut up

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

this is the only thing that has ever made me even think about moving to NYC

my niece giving me the run down for our vacation: “i’m going to start with a root beer float to get things going.”

saying “i wouldn’t be able to live without my mom/dad, i don’t know how you do it” is one of the most insensitive things you can say to someone who has lost someone. and following it up with “you’re so strong” doesn’t make it any better.

The White House this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

in true decemberthday™️ fashion, i do know who did not wish me a happy birthday. luckily for you, my husband knocked my bday out of the park. you’re still on my list though.