New year noo dles 🍜 Idk

Donald Trump as a plant

White people love saying “if I were my keys, where would I be?” when they lose their keys

Sometimes I miss my ex but then I remember he made an excel spreadsheet for his plant watering schedule

Also available: pregnancy test lasagnas

Have you ever been in a difficult conversation and wish you could say “I have the right to remain silent until I talk to my therapist”

If you’re going to make a problematic video at least sing in the same key

Kiki’s delivery service must be thriving right now

Does being sad about killing a spider mean I’ve gotten nicer or just more depressed

Guess what year I wrote this wish list and I’ll buy you everything on it

'Be Your Own First' is a #NewBloodAwards Pencil winning submission from the creative team of Jordan Gravely and Erin Ayalp. This Mind the Pleasure Gap entry wants to normalize self-pleasure—a very relevant topic during the current pandemic. #SexualPleasureCovid #WSHD2020

Rona grabs back

Wow if THE cindygallop.eth agrees you should #BeYourOwnFirst then that’s all we need to hear 😍 thank you!

Daily reminder that a trans woman, Wendy Carlos, is in many ways the reason we have electronic music and synths and paved the way for all analogue electronic music today

Are you even a dad if you don’t shout into the phone

Hear me out: a restaurant where waiters grate pasta into your Parmesan cheese

Time to wake up too early and go down a Chihuahua TikTok rabbit hole ✨

I found my brother’s Spotify account

I’m jealous of people with hot pinky toes