JOB INTERVIEWER: It says here you were "all fucked up" for a few years but you're doing alright now. Is that true? ME: yea

wow thank you doctor bones for my free top surgery i feel so awesome isnt it great being on the starship enterprise :)

i think everyone should be allowed to take a workout or dance class without fear of being recorded for social media

Literal murderers get more grace in life than women who used to do porn lol

the state i’ve been in for the past 3 months

the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13-14 is unbreakable

when your money runs out and now you gotta pretend to your friends that you're depressed for the next 3 weeks

how you hate me when i’m in my room doing this

Susan Sarandon photographed by Harry Langdon, 1982.

ambitious aspirations are kind of my thing

I’m sure it’s been talked about, but the fact that a show with a primarily Black cast is doing this well and is the best comedy on network television is absolutely amazing. Go, Quinta!

coffee into a high salt and oil dish you're gonna blow a hole through the seat of your car on the drive home

“omg you remembered!” of course i did. I have a file on you

My beloved Misho and I are still alive – steadfast in Gaza🇵🇸

(RuPaul giving your drivers license test) your parking was… unparalleled.

slapped together with safety pins and a dream