However crazy you thought the story of Adam Neumann and WeWork was, I assure you it was crazier. Check this out:

Haven't gotten a p.r. pitch for a "deskside" in awhile.

Tonight my kids get cake for dinner.

Just had my first conversation about how to pronounce "GIF" in nearly two years. This is what we missed by being out of the office.

Reminder: Your cranky old NYC radiator was built to fight the last pandemic (by encouraging you to keep your windows open in the dead of winter). bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Not lost on me that most service workers could hop in any desk job and do a passable day’s work but most office people could not last a single shift in a restaurant or bar with any real customer volume

Not everything in the world is garbage. Here is a dog in a backpack, on a bike.

Anyone calling this the shortest day of the year is not a parent on the receiving end of quarantine and positive case emails.

Off to grandma’s house!

I’d feel like a real jerk if I gave Covid to an otter.

SUCCESS! I have finally gotten through to at least one cold-pitching P.R. professional. This is from a (semi-)public document:

Yes. Yes, Erik can read.

You know it’s a seemingly never-ending pandemic when your three year old says: “Look daddy, that restaurant has outdoor dining inside.”🤦‍♂️

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate. #SFGiants

Happy Star Wars Day! I picked my kids up from school while dressed as Chewbacca, and I hope you did too. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

Walking around Brooklyn today, I saw another guy on the opposite corner wearing this same shirt. As we crossed the street, we said nothing. But we did high five.

My 8 year-old son just called me “Dad, aka Mr. Long Arms and Bad Jokes.”