A quarter of a billion dollars for this.

Ok who did this 😭

On September 11, 1977, the Atari 2600 home video game console was released in North America

Did you know: during the shutdown, the women of the Trump administration have opened a car rental agency

The older I get, the more I understand where Andy Rooney was coming from. He wasn’t a curmudgeon; he was just smart and too old for this shit.

Comments overheard when Lindsey Graham's phone was tapped: "I said PERIWINKLE not CORNFLOWER" "When you say I should stop calling you, do you mean I should just come over?" "May I please speak to the lifeguard on duty?" "That's right, a Cobb salad, a Diet Pepsi and lube"

BREAKING: The American Catheter Company has just awarded Donald Trump their first annual Pees Prize.

RFK, Jr: “Getting vaccinated can make you miss out on a lot of things in life.” Me: “Yeah, like Hepatitis B.”

Merry Christmas, Mama! 🎄 A SUMMER PLACE TCM #TCMParty

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Mary is barely home from the hospital and stores already have candy out celebrating her sons death smh

Me at my mom's door at 3am after i threw up

Catherine O'Hara always understood the assignment.

A sign that a TV series has gone too long.

📺ABC Primetime, February 9, 1973: — On 'The Brady Bunch,' Marcia is hit in the face with a football, resulting in a swollen nose

The Fort Dodge Bears

The Dom Perignon of elementary school.