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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Feel La Cultura….everywhere. Tour (ericschwartzlive.com) 5/17 - San Antonio, TX 7/3 - Lubbock, TX 7/5 - Plano, TX 7/12 - Yuma, AZ 7/18-19 - Sacramento, CA 9/25 - Milwaukee, WI #cincodemayo #mexican #mexicanculture

Take advantage of my generous stupidity and get this merch at pre-tariff prices. Hit ericschwartzlive.com/store #MetGala

White smoke means either new pope or new vape. Hallelujah!

Love this print!! Great job, Krem 🔞🩷💜💙!

🤠🐴After hootin’, hollerin’ and high fivin’ at Riverwalk Anime in San Antone May 17-18, ​⁠Brandon Rogers and ​⁠@EricSchwartz from Helluva Boss are hitching their wagons to ​⁠@SamsBurgerJointMusic for a Helluva Show comedy bonanza May 17. Tickets: wl.seetickets.us/event/eric-sch…

How cool! Thanks, Joe🎈

Chaz vs Blitzø IRL: Brandon Rogers and I reenacted our scene from Helluva Boss “Exes and Oohs” and Liam Krug shot it! Come see us at Riverwalk Anime in San Antonio May 17-18 and for a special Helluva Show at Sam's Burger Joint in San Antonio May 17. Tix: Ericschwartzlive.com

She got a Chaz tattoo! Michaela and Nikki encouraged me to put on Helluva Show in Vegas by Michaela promising to get a Chaz tattoo if it became a reality. What’s next? Permanent Chaz teeth?

The prosecution at the Diddy trial only needs to ask one question: “What’s with the mf-in’ baby oil?” See you on tour: (ericschwartzlive.com): 5/17 - San Antonio, TX 7/3 - Lubbock, TX 7/5 - Plano, TX 7/12 - Yuma, AZ 7/18-19 - Sacramento, CA 9/25 - Milwaukee, WI

SAN ANTONIO, here we come! A special Helluva Show with me and Brandon Rogers hits Sam’s Burger Joint Saturday (low ticket alert). Tix: wl.seetickets.us/event/eric-sch…

What your font says about your college paper. While you’re writing your final essays, remember your choice of typeface could make or break your graduation.

Is it hard to stay positive or does staying positive make you hard 💪? TOUR: EricSchwartzlive.com 5/17 - San Antonio, TX 7/3 - Lubbock, TX 7/5 - Plano, TX 7/12 - Yuma, AZ 7/18-19 - Sacramento, CA 9/25 - Milwaukee, WI

Another amazing Helluva Show in San Antonio!

Brandon Rogers licked my head at Helluva Show San Antonio! Bring it to your city: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Eric Schwartz new phone wallpaper just dropped🤣

SAN ANTONIO: Thank you for a sold-out Helluva Show! Post your pics in the comments.

I’d rather be bald, especially after seeing this guy’s hair. TOUR: ericschwartzlive.com 7/3 - Lubbock, TX 7/5 - Plano, TX 7/12 - Yuma, AZ 7/18-19 - Sacramento, CA 9/25 - Milwaukee, WI

I wouldn’t last one minute at a Diddy party. Tour (ericschwartzlive.com) 7/3 - Lubbock, TX 7/5 - Plano, TX 7/12 - Yuma, AZ 7/18-19 - Sacramento, CA 9/25 - Milwaukee, WI

If I’m not coming to your city, I expect to be cursed out in the comments. Tickets here: ericschwartzlive.com

All those in favor of #THRUSTYThurmanThursdays…?