I asked one interviewer about Fizzbuzz a decade and a half or so ago. He told me it was to weed out candidates who were lying about being able to program. At all. I thought he was exaggerating then. I was wrong.

Emperor Seal yup the problem with Britain is that it has a submarine fleet with independent SLBMs and there's nobody there to do what South Africa did in 1989 in ten years the UK will have an openly islamist government, a nuclear arsenal and the second-best seat at NATO

In Harrison Bergeron, intelligent people are forced by the handicapper general to wear headphones that emit loud sounds to disrupt their concentration In public places, televisions, background music, and black people with Bluetooth speakers perform this function

Riddle me that, batman

Eleven o'clock feels like early in the morning during the work week, and like the day is already over on the weekend

French Canadian bond workers used to learn how to read english from the tv

The zoomers are still very gay

I very strongly believe that COVID was a serious discontinuity point for, like, basic road safety stuff; also very strongly believe, at least in Columbus, the last year has seen significant further degradation in "do people stop at red lights?" x.com/CE_McEnerny/st…

The problem with the ideal of the cheerleader is that cheerleaders have to be like 4'10" and constructed such that they don't exceed 95 pounds

I can't wait for the part in the American Story where Barron Trump turns himself into a transhuman God and rules America for 200 years with a revolving door of Charlie Kirk clones serving as his closest advisors because they're the only humans he trusts.

I could say this every year, but it's incredible how little skill there is at the center position in the nba And the power forward position does not exist any more

Most of the really useful things you can use interfaces for are almost completely unrelated to the overwrought java-inspired architecture astronaut boilerplate style

Loss

Member when popcorn chicken was an outrageous culinary innovation

Behold! Homo Superior

Some of them, I'm sure were terrible, but in a lot of cases we've got the mazie hironos of the ancient world gawping about how awful they were as the only real records

Apple touch keyboard really is even more trash now than it used to be

The maps showing occupation of individual potato fields never get old