When you’re with your side chick after Jigijigi and you start missing the love of your life.

When you unclip her bra and your Atm card falls out.

Do restaurants still make people wash the dishes if they can’t pay? I was thinking of treating myself tomorrow

December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday

Damn😆

“Sasa utaangalia Movie na Baibui”?😂

😀😀watu 🙌

“I have seen the graves of those who didn’t fight fearing they will die.” - Ernesto Che Guevara

Your girlfriend left you for a guy with a car and they both died in a car accident Me with God:

I hate eaters because where did you learn how to do that and how many people have you done that to????

Your girlfriend settling for you because a guy she wants doesn't want her.

Girls be like “my phone died that’s why i couldn’t answer” nigga tupac died and he still dropping songs. fuck you talking bout

Smoking weed with Bruno Fernandes must be fun because he always passes

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"It could be today grandma"

A child who can pass standardized tests but can't question authority isn't educated. They're trained.

I don’t know if it’s weird, but I’ve never had a problem with people not checking up on me. I honestly don’t care.

“when your intern is actually the son of the ceo” 😭

"Be my mistress"

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS