now Eric Halvorsen and I have to start a band. 📸 lupe

For those who asked, Ted shirts like the one seen here will be available soon online! Limited stock! I’ll keep you posted. DONT miss your chance. Once in a lifetime!

Do you worship at the temple of Ted? Let your friends and family know with this holy garment, now on sale while supplies last! It may or may not be a cult, but this shirt is certainly 100% cotton! The great leader sends his thanks! shop.81twentythree.com/collections/te…

Who else misses A Rocket To The Moon !???

Now thats #LavenderLoyalty

I don’t quite understand what NFTs are but our songs are not worth $100+. They are worth 0.0003 cents.

Shoot wow that was quick thank you all for supporting and sporting Ted gear. Maybe we will do more, maybe not?

Howdy y’all

rage

NEW YORK CITY! Ted’s comin’ in hot. Catch ya man Friday & Saturday at The Maine’s Lovely Little Weekend! Can’t wait to see dat ass.

Getting some teducation for next weeks set. what yall wanna hear? youtube.com/watch?v=Af0P6X…

too late to start workin on my cardio before friday?

i want this kind of energy tonight new york boat youtube.com/watch?v=DEinIr…

Eric Halvorsen: *plays baby blue eyes* Also Halvo: “yo fuck this shit”

Fuego!

This sums up Lovely Little Weekend beautifully Eric Halvorsen

Which one of you tedophiles gave me Covid in the pit…