Eric on Cornelius Fudge Twitter quotes 🤝 "He's back"

I was today years old when I realized the first two Greek letters are Alpha and Beta, and if you put them together and drop the "a" it spells Alphabet.

Me: But I like sandwiches Dietician: Yes, I know that, but you've got to stop eating so much processed meat Me: Dietician: Me: Dietician: Me: So, to be clear, you want me to quit cold turkey ... cold turkey...

I feel like Chris Harrison would be a very generous neighbor. You know, always has oat milk you can borrow, great candy on Halloween, feeds your turtle when you're on vacation, won't tell the cops about the misunderstanding during last night's Scrabble game.

(In Spanish class) Me: The house Professor: No Me: El casa Professor: No, la casa Me:

So last Halloween, I saw a flock of chickens in crow costumes. It was a murder...most fowl.

Good 4 u You look happy and healthy Walgreens If you ever cared to ask

How do you organize a party in space? You plan-et

Never take advice you understand

So tired of fake people #clichètweets

I just want to travel the world! #clichètweets

It's Thanksgiving, You're all welcome.

@JakeNorris75 Actually that name only came about in 2001. It has had several names through the years like: Fox Family and The Family Channel

There are three types of people: 1. People who don't believe in Bigfoot 2. People who believe in Bigfoot 3. People who have seen Bigfoot

@zharp9000 Nacho Libre

Their's always room for improvement.

@Cassidy_Fraley Your right.