Threw this together last night with stuff I already had but honestly felt pretty good about it!

I would pay almost any amount to see this film:

Me when I take The Substance:

The Brutalist (2024) Dir. Brady Corbet

I’d like to thank all the 2nd Amendment loving patriots who are caravanning towards Chicago right now to defend the people against a Tyrannical Federal Government that has declared war on a U.S. city!! Thank you for putting aside the racism & white supremacy that has kept you

Relatable

The Phillies deserved a better exit. Brutal to watch a couple of bad decisions be the end of it all.

All of Philadelphia sports are in God’s crosshairs tonight.

Stand By Me & The Princess Bride profoundly impacted me as an artist and human being. They taught me so much about humor & empathy. That although there are bad people in the world, many are far better than you’d think. How a fairy tale can feel real & vice versa. A true master.

Your Scottish lover just gave you a thoughtful gift:

I went to get some groceries in the blizzard and, you guys— THESE WERE FRESH WHEN I LEFT THE STORE.

Barack Obama reached a deal that prevented Iran from getting a nuclear weapon. Trump ripped up that deal. Now we are at war with Iran to prevent it from getting a nuclear weapon.

Trump ran on exposing the pedophiles and stopping wars. Trump is now protecting the pedophiles and starting wars. #maga

L'un des plus grands analystes militaires au monde est une femme brésilienne. Je vous conseille de suivre son compte, toujours très objectif pour comprendre une situation sur le terrain.

Stealing a truckload of Tucker Carlson branded nicotine pouches is like the plot to a zoomer reboot of THE FAST & THE FURIOUS

$7.3M fine if it cost $20M. Did it cost $20M? Let me take a big swig of coffee before I look up the budget ...

took my 6-year-old son to my first ever 4DX movie today, and suffice it to say that it was an incredible way to experience Sirat.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time!”

Fish waking up in the Chicago River.