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Why God? Why this face? Why such beauty in this place? I liked my memories as they were But now I'll leave remembering her!

Watching a woman struggle heroically to get the straw into a Capri- Sun on the tube for her kindergarten age son and reflecting on how we as a species have entirely given up and accepted this is just how it is.

I don’t want anyone to panic but I just saw £5 tubs of Quality Street in Asda. 🎄🍫☀️⛱️🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😬💀🪦

Had a cool shower five minutes ago. I want another cool shower. 🚿 🧊

Absolutely howling at Anna Maxwell Martin admitting to a quirky sandwich “phobia” on a podcast and a red top grabbing it and running a front page screamer saying; “Line of Duty Star’s Sarnie Torment”. Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🙊😂

Liza’s commitment to an Elsa Peretti bone cuff is unparalleled. Obvs originals. 10/10.

Babe, you’ve hardly touched your… *checks notes* 🤨🤔 Armenian penis brandy.

It feels like it’s been Hallow’een forever. Please, no more.

Strictly is so far over the aquarium it can’t even see the shark at this point.

A *what* party with Ruth Langsford?! 😳

What would content creators do if they couldn’t describe everything as “unreal”?

It’s 16.33 and it is broad daylight. 🙏🏻 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 We’re getting there.

All the feelings #theguildedagehbo #railroaddaddy #morganspector