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Eric Bernat

@ericbernat

writer in NYC. author of The Dancer.

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calendar_today02-10-2011 18:29:58

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If you ask someone out and they say no, save face by saying you were just kidding. make them feel stupid for thinking you'd really ask them.

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Of I ever am important enough to get interviewed on TV, I hope I'm a big enough asshole to wear mirrored sunglasses the entire time. #minaj

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I'm really hot and cold with twitter. Very "push me-pull me" sometimes I like you and most times I hate you. Guys: it's love! Sigh

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Hate when you almost bump into someone, innocently, and they back way up with their up like you're a dangerous tornado. #cunts #i