It has been 94459859 years and I finally bought $DOG -- here we go.

at this point, my twitter is basically just random web3 thoughts surrounded by a sea of depressed football posts.

we are not even two full days into 2025, and there are already so many off-topic PR pitches in my inbox. sos.

"foldable ipad" ... is this not just a laptop?

The two guys in the row behind me on this flight have not stopped talking for even one minute in the first two hours of this flight. They are so loud I can hear them through my headphones. The chaotic energy is unmatched.

Gotta give credit where due. My flight Sun. got diverted to D.C., and we got stuck overnight (before the inauguration). Obviously, finding a hotel / new way home on one of the busiest days in the year was not ideal. Big shout to Delta for reimbursing us despite normal protocol.

Army confirms the Blackhawk was flying out of Fort Belvoir, VA. I can see the ground and waterborne emergency response from Alexandria.

Hey Uber — I got overcharged because a driver didn’t end the ride after I got out. I disputed it but it’s been 10 hours and no one has responded. Help?

22 years after the Station Nightclub fire & our hearts still mourn for friends, family, & loved ones we lost. We will never forget those who perished or were injured, the brave first responders who rushed to help, & those who have made a positive difference in their honor.

😐

hulu has gotta be kidding

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is in 1st place in #Webbys People’s Voice & we need your votes to WIN: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/…

Persian food is the goat

me rn waiting for the new pope to come out

If you have horrible, terrible, awful news you want to dump, do it right NOW. Nobody — really nobody — will cover it.