sorry I can’t stay *closes app*

Ok this - THIS is funny.

Erica Buist Be assured the Ravens are fine 🏰

Big Ben has stopped and there are blood covered horses running through the streets of London. Maybe someone should check on the ravens in the Tower because this feels a LOT like a season finale.

I don’t think this is troubling?! I think it’s to be expected given the hope vacuum they’re living in. Demanding patriotism regardless of how a country treats them means we’re more concerned about being thought of as good than actually being good. Which means no need to improve.

“Buy her a rubber duck from the bath” has absolutely sent me

Finished Baby Reindeer last night, woke up thinking about it and I think that’s just going to be how it is for a while. What a phenomenal piece of work.

“Sunak said ‘something has gone wrong’ since the pandemic to increase the number of people signed off work for long-term sickness… ‘enough is enough on that one is my message.’”
People are wrecked and broken and the response is a fact-free, curiosity-free, empathy-free “stop it”

You’re having some cereal. Which spoon are you using?

Police have named the suspect as Joel Cauchi who is claimed to have 'mental health issues'.
But why let the truth get in the way of some people's dangerous Islamaphobia and bigotry...

Timeline cleanse. Sound on for excellent purrs.

I work for a homelessness charity: Britain now has families in full time work living in tents, stop telling everyone you can’t do maths

This. I've volunteered at Doorway Wiltshire Ltd since 2009, and things are as bad as I've ever seen them.

I work for a homelessness charity: Britain now has families in full time work living in tents, stop telling everyone you can’t do maths