he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible at his sentencing

"we two peas in a pod☺️" no y'all two rees in a tard

wait i just realized today’s date is this

don’t. i repeat DONT check the hidden replies

A thread of some Thomas Shelby SAVAGE REPLIES in "Peaky blinders" that'll get you laughing all day. 1.

pov ur a dumb idiot green pig in a oddly breakable house

This is how beers be inviting me after work

They gotta hang up Cena’s jorts in the arena like it’s an NBA Championship banner

If I send this, I'm probably not coming

This is the first time I've ever been happy for a dog being deaf

🙂Cancun 🙂

i’d say electric chair but that’s not enough

A story to put a massive smile on your face today. 😃 There is no dog in the world who deserves this more than Mr Big. Exactly 2 months ago on the 29th May we found him dying alone in a toilet. He was done. Well today was the greatest day in his life (1/10) 🧵

FAFO.

das estrelas

"doesn't harm the dog" but you removed all his skin, muscles, and organs for this???

I am so confused about the woman being burned alive in the subway… How did this happen? How was she still standing? Why is the assailant casually sitting on the bench watching his victim burn? And WHY DID NO ONE HELP? Please explain this to me like I’m five…

BREAKING: Santa Claus is currently in a dogfight with Drones over the State of New Jersey

Fantastic power wheel! Give me some invisible or force field characters I should draw with Invisible Woman