Also, really curious to see the stats… has Pat Narduzzi ever stopped a 2 point conversion attempt?

What an incredibly Pitt thing to do — to choose not to score from one yard out to win the game, opting instead to have to score from 3 yards out, while also preventing your opponent from scoring from 3 yards out. I’ve seen this team lose in sooo many implausible ways, but

Narduzzi didn’t go for it on 4th down from the 1 to win in second OT. They then converted 3 times in a row from the 3 and lost the game when they failed in the 6th OT. What an absolute clown of a coach.

Challenge: tell me one thing color commentators love more than telling us that swing and screen passes are “an extension of the run game”?

So… what the heck is targeting?

These Broncos jerseys are majestic. It’s nuts to me that these, the Eagles’ kelly greens, and the Buccaneers’ creamsicles were ever abandoned.

Best under the radar cities for snowbirds (probably 5 years away for me, but curious enough to start looking and planning)? Obviously interested in sunshine and warm weather but bonus points for having a public university nearby. Enlighten me!

Greg McElroy seems to have a pretty clear rooting interest this evening. 😂

Incredibly weird stat: Penn State completed exactly zero passes to WRs. Not sure I’ve ever seen that in a game.

A strange thing I’ve noticed over the past ~10 years is the emergence of the part real estate team / part sorority. It’s a collection of reasonably attractive women who ostensibly sell homes and hold monthly group photo shoots (in their listings?). This is super weird, right?

The downside of mechanical issues causing me to miss my connecting train by 45 seconds? A couple of slices from NY Pizza Suprema. Some days, you just can’t lose.

Can we make tomorrow “National Tell 5 Random People that Putting the Treadmill to Max Incline but Leaning Back and Holding the Handles Defeats the Purpose of the Incline” Day?

West Shore Home Field advantage

That’ll do

Hard not to feel lucky

Sam Acho ignores every bit of nuance on a play to over-explain the most obvious point. Just awful.

The tradition continues #fullsizeordie

Patented Narduzzi defensive timeout followed immediately by giving up a TD. This guy never learns.

That has to be the first time a player has turned the ball over twice on the same play, right?!

Unconscionable experience at the DMV — everyone waits in the same line to see one lady who hands out tickets that get assigned to one of 30 windows. This is the design you would implement if the goal was to cause maximum frustration.