Just ate a handful of used smoke detector batteries. And now my stomach doesn't feel so good. Should I go to the ER?

I stopped at a Ross yesterday, and the store was filled with Mexicans. It was like a 10-1 ratio. I literally questioned whether or not I stepped thru some portal into some3rd World hellscape. Thank God they have a "No goats in the store" policy.

Why would they when they have the White and Chinese colonizers to do everything for them.

Imagine being so poor as to think 6$ is a lot of money for a bag of chips. YEKOYD

I bet he lifts the mask to kiss his mother with his dirty little lips.

Just paid $1k for a pair of stinky shoes.

Taking, "she really lights up a room" to another level.

Shut up, Bitch! Your house smells like curry!

All I see is a guy and his beautiful family. But somehow, I'm a racist.

This is one of my favorite Will Ferrell skits.

Shoot first, ask questions later.

Just got really offended and upset by something I read on this app. Am I doing it right, guys?

Sorry, but the Palestinians have cornered the market on sympathy. Have you tried attacking Israel, that may help.

Only (some) Black people can hate themselves so much, that they want to be the very same people they claim to hate, the Jews. It's the weirdest shit.

Niggas will be niggas. Nobody is more dangerous to blacks than niggas. Niggas gotta perish.

someone in a local facebook group is asking what to do with a native turtle she found outside.

I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes.

They did her dirty.

So, I paid for a flight to NJ to help my brother move. I never asked for re-imbursement. I just ate the time off from work and the ticket. He gets an easy pass ticket in the mail and was upset I hadn't paid it. I paid the ticket and told him to get out of my life.