Yall should never have made fun of Duke Nukem Forever now that it's the blueprint for every game development cycle

Seeing two movies on thursday

Got some homework for yall

My college department head is so damn useless I sent him an email crashing out about job searching and he forwarded it to the guy he replaced who is supposed to be retired by now

*writes and article showing everyone how smart I am but it really just advertises me as psychosexually broken*

this manifesto was made possible by skillshare

I'm the genetic mean. I'm normal

Trying to fit in with a crowd three years younger than me “Eating food is mega vibes. Bet”

If I was texting a girl and she used the word metaphorical wrong I’d get the ick so fast

Video game bros when you say you want to play Demons souls and not an experimental game from the 80s about an impoverished plumber getting trapped in a castle full of people who are half mushroom

Tell me why someone put a flyer for low income apartments on my car and no other cars

Cars live action looks insane 🤯

Tried to climb a rope at the park just now and discovered I’m a weak little bitch. Pretty sure they put that there for children

They also got these weird ass machines for old people I guess. It’s leveraged on your bodyweight so you raise yourself while you push. 1/10 pump

Bruh whose mailbox is this

Quit aura farming and start farming some damn potatoes