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If Trump truly wants to wreck Iran, he should just go be their president for a while.

⏱️Trump Time...

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⚡️UPDATE⚡️ 🇷🇺Duma Deputy Vitaly Milonov proposed legislation limiting the sale of sex toys to only by doctor's prescription. gazeta.ru/tech/news/2025… what's that we say #fellas? about the dildo of consequences?

this is against the Geneva Convention! if one were to make a movie about this impossible preposition, it'd be called Sophist's Choice.

Meanwhile, in Orcistan: a shoe store: Adidos is because there are two of them. Adiads is because orcs are fucking adiads

While your lazy ass slept, Rostov discovered a sexy use for a bicycle. t.me/etorostov/92555

"Elon Musk requested a political asylum in 🇷🇺" huge if true. t.me/etorostov/92547

Huge "Yes King" crowd in support of trump on the National Mall in Sadr City:

Who did this?🤣

UPDATE: Just transferred another $200 to these amazing guys: 120 from the t-shirt sales + 80 from our own (Mrs UMARF & I) fund/raiser. Will try to follow up with a report. cc: 108-й окремий гірсько-штурмовий батальйон

Meanwhile, in Tver: complete agitprop collapse. 6, 9 or 8 drones were shot down; the author cannot agree with himself. t.me/bozhejakekonch…

that's a lot of TACO!

Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires

a great, great follow, #fellas.

Have a glorious weekend, #fellas; the news is only gonna get better: "The State might not have enough money" - The Head of the 🇷🇺Duma Budget Committee warned that russia may repeat the fate of the USSR. moscowtimes.ru/2025/06/20/ugo…

check out Bobby of Cognitive Dissonance go off the rails with non-sequiturs. Bobby, иди нахуй

LMAO: A self-professed Rand Paul voter calls *checks notes* someone else a moron. These isolationist fuckers have zero self-awareness

...aaaand the ignorant magat cunt blocked me after inserting himself into my peaceful timeline. maybe some #fellas can find it within themselves to send him something nice from me.