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a swole seagull

@ephemeralis

osu!team person | anodic music enjoyer | writes | twitch.tv/ephemeralis

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calendar_today21-09-2010 13:07:09

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i want more games that do that thing that pokemon gold and silver did, where you finished the "main quest" and then suddenly the game goes "but wait there's still the rest of the game left" and throws another 40 hours of shit at you

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shit like the bondi stabbings just doesn't happen in australia, which is why people are so shook about it but man, the stories coming out of bondi junction about ordinary people throwing themselves into harm's way for their fellow man is why i'm proud to be australian

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minding my own business in a server full of friends when someone casually drops to me a will stetson video and calls him the "rabbit hole man" needless to say i learned something today

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it's been so long since there's been a new MMO worth spending any time on that i've legitimately forgotten what it feels like to try a new one

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I absolutely adore zenless but it fills me with a primordial fear of a repeat of dragalia lost's fate: an aesthetically and mechanically beautiful game brought to its knees under its own weight and ultimately slain by maintenance costs

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the best part about DMing is looking over your notes made 2 hours before a session and seeing "panopticon blind scout pigeon twink"

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i hate the stupid squanchy wide putin league of legends championship ahri glowstick skin typeface that has slithered its way into a lot of recent design

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osu! twitter is honestly just absurd looking in from the outside bunch of monochrome anime girl pfp individuals angry over valorant losing streaks in discord calls with open mic chewers getting mad at people who make stuff oh my god STOP TALKING ABOUT GOATS!!!!!!!

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realizing some EVE Online alliances have better opsec about war efforts than the US government does is equal parts hilarious and terrifying

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sometimes i regret not floating my option to allow cheaters to appeal by sending in a verified vocal cover of Careless Whisper

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the biggest existential threat AI poses to the beatmapping medium is irrevocably killing the vibe for the people that do make cool and unique shit nobody is going to bat an eyelid at pissrandom mathematically mid maps but it's sure gonna scoop a demographic that might've tried

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this "just power through the pain lol and pay us 400 dollars a quarter to give you a discord server to talk to us about how much pain you're in" dr oz RSI bullshit is absolutely vomitous anyone taking a bag from this needs to seriously check themselves