cats with jobs 😸

Minute keys makes my keys look really fancy since my initials are the same and the default key has an MK carved in them.

Me: Yay! Sleep in day! Also me: *Wakes up with ease at 4 am when I don't have to be up and after struggling with it all week*

True Life: I'd sleep more if my neighbor's bathroom with a 90000 wattage light bulb wasn't right across from my bed room 🙄🙄

*A tweet about how bad the 41 schedule is now*

Me, a week or so ago: "let's do these fun up tempo songs I haven't done in awhile!" Me, today, dying of cramps: "whhhhhhhhhhhhhy?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Protip: Accountability is much sexier and respectable than skirting around the subject. Maybe start with an "I'm sorry" rather than a statement that proves you've learned nothing from the harm you've done. 🤷🏼🤷🏼🤷🏼🤷🏼

I have found my favorite crowd sign ever 🥺💖 AEW peeps are just so good. Also, sorry I'm so behind 😅💖

Why isn't this Tracy Chapman singing Fast Car?? Put it back. I don't want this.