“i’m working late cause I’m a singer” sounds like the opening line of a long-form improv show

Client: “we want to target audiences on Facebook”

“Would you like to target the AI account of sad, dying children celebrating their birthdays or AI altered celebrities?”

came to Maryland to take pictures of my best friend’s cat

Decided to hot girl summer a little early

the SET the COSTUMES the SINGING the ACTING?!? Holy heck

Prayer Circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
I have
🕯 to present 🕯
to legal today
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thanks, wrangler! diaper covers are a great outfit addition for when I shit myself 😌

An icon, a staple, a cultural moment in tv history

but daddy i love him

Can confirm this is also true of Jewish Americans in their 30s.

Zodiac meme accounts are silly and dumb until they are completely accurate 😌

no one was more of a tortured poet than me at age 8

N U D E S I N B I O? No thanks, I’ll take G E O D U D E S I N B I O!

Working in Social Media: A Short Story

me: 'can we-'
legal: 'no❤️'

every comment on this is “where is this?!😍”

I don’t just want the confidence of a man who has started a podcast, I want the confidence of a man who has started a podcast reading Reddit AITA stories

hello sharks i am seeking never having a migraine again in exchange for my sanity

insane to be a girl with a crush on a boy pls send help