Things I want in a husband 1. Must be a virgin 2. Must be submissive 3. If he can't give me a male child, I'm entitled to have another husband 4. Must take my surname during marriage 5. Must be able to cook and clean

I passsed the exam they gave me 10 minutes to write

Calling on God to ensure I'm placed in the 2026 wealth and health package not the life lessons and toughest warrior package

Herh. So your employer should use you for almost free but me that I’m there to patronize should pay you for working for your employer. Mo yale o

I know it’s 2am but here’s the Last batch🥹

"Nobody wants to work anymore" personally i have never wanted to work

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in a man’s eyes

God help this my brain. Let me use it to achieve wealth pleaseeeeeeee

Don't let them silence you. Parents expecting you to be grateful for something you don't like is so weird to me. Children are allowed to be displeased

Me: *completes one (1) single task* My brain: Incredible. Stunning performance. You have earned 6 hours of dissociation. Take the rest of the week off. You are a hero.

The weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is I can't define a lot of the words I use, I just...know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence? Does anyone else experience that?

there is so much music in the world i hope i find every good song before i die

i hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. i am simply a war general who loves to giggle

Na why I no dey use fine boys play. Look at their offsprings omdsss

"Valuable" and "Invaluable" are not opposites. They mean exactly the same thing.

My phone fall inside water 😭 Abeg who get small rice wey I fit put my phone inside make e for dry, with small tomatoes and groundnut oil?

Hi, do you know what you ate? 🥺

I wan give everyone group hug😎🥳😜

Rema and ayra starr 😂

You’re either an acne prone skin girlie or an hyperpigmentation warrior.