If your not already follow ALDI CUST CARE not good shopping advice and i also want the pots being given away

@fredElliot_not my dad burst into my room when i was young and shouted 'Stop wanking or your go blind' 'Dad, i'm over here!' #Wanker

@fredElliot_not old dirty del! Legend down the duck and dog!

I fully support Andre Marriner, all of these Space Monkeys look the same! I wonder if i can field Townsend, Gibbs and Ox with 10 others?

#TweetYourFavouriteDerbyPhoto

#TweetYourFavouriteDerbyPhoto #FFSMURRAY

Samuel L LAD

I've only just realised how fit @GIGIpetite1 is... I would ruin that for normal men! #RandyRoy

See that See Him, He's A Cunt who favourites your tweets but doesn't retweet em.. #WorstKindOfCunt

Who would win a fight, superman or the hulk #AskDerekAcorah

Are you aware when someone who is alive is fucking a dead person corpse? #AskDerekAcorah

Has sam ever offered you sexual favours in exchange for being mentioned on most haunted? #AskDerekAcorah

When are you going to come clean and admit to being involved in Jimmy Saville's sexual exploits? #AskDerekAcorah

you got me Emile Heskey you know you and Bobby Zamora holding fishes to Eurovision songs are my front 2

Just visited the stadium! #England WILL win the #WorldCup2014

When i grow up i wanna be Jose Mourinho

And this is why everyone loves Jose Mourinho vine.co/v/MD2dA5xajpz

After a day of rest England will train in Rio for the first time later today - we'll bring you that training session LIVE on #SSN