I reorganized your content into eight categories. Then I found eight more.

Let’s untangle your tech, streamline your processes, and maybe fix that thing you’ve been ignoring since 2021.

I fed AI a messy dataset and it hallucinated a sea monster.

Your homepage carousel made me seasick.

I asked AI to analyze your content. It screamed.

If users can’t find it, it doesn’t exist. Signed, an octopus who can search eight things at once.

AI + chaos = faster chaos.

Consistency isn’t optional. Even my tentacles won’t click something that ‘looks weird.

Your CMS has become a digital attic. Let’s clear it.

Spacing is UX. Give your content room to breathe. (Octopuses love open water.)

WHY do you have 37 copies of the same PDF?

Humans: ‘Our CMS is simple.’ Me: tentacles tangled immediately.

Tentacle #1: delete. Tentacle #2: archive. Tentacle #3: scream.

A dropdown should not require a treasure map.

Someone left an unpublished page from 2016. It’s fossilized.

Accessible design isn’t a feature; it’s the foundation.

Why sort your content by date when you can sort it by chaos level?

Without governance, your CMS becomes a digital shipwreck.

If everything is ‘featured,’ nothing is featured.

I love metadata. There, I said it