goodnight love yall

if i had to choose between a bear or a man i choose the bear because i’m still convinced i could become friends with it and then ride it like a horse, as seen in anchorman

timeline cleanse

We should give maximum leeway to peaceful protests on college campuses.

That said, some forms of “encampments” clearly cross the line from speech into unprotected action.

You objectively do not have the right to block others from classes or public areas.

remember to take your meds my loves

girls adore when you send them random updates on your day and will swoon if you include a picture of what you’re doing

Today is going to be an insane day.

we can all agree that marking 'moderate' on a dating app just means conservative but you don't wanna scare the feminists off

asked a guy if i could come over and suck his dick and he didn’t reply so the only logical explanation is that he died. rip my dude, that’s tough luck

Paris Hilton calls on lawmakers to co-sponsor the 'Stop Institutional Child Abuse Act'

READ: tiny.cc/qcdwxz

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I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever

“things will get better” I NEED A SPECIFIC DATE

It's common to feel stress symptoms before or after a crisis.

Learn about the common warning signs and risk factors for emotional distress that children, adults, and first responders often experience—and how to get help ➡️ samhsa.gov/find-help/disa… #StressAwarenessMonth

is something in retrograde or am i just having a shit time of it

why have bananas taken over my timeline

a good bunch of you could stand to hear this!

This gotta feel better than every drug combined

If you’re thinking about starting a garden it’s very important to remember that according to maritime tribunal law if a big box store leaves their plants outside of the store you’re allowed to take as many as you want at night time and you don’t even have to pay for them