he really thought the producers were gonna edit that out i'm cryingggg

"I'm only mad at these kids for being young and in the way" @bangyourvoid is full get off my lawn now

I had a nightmare that a podium didn't deliver for my event and woke up sweating so that's where I'm at.

My big brain is now a burden and I keep getting too much work. ISO lobotomy ✨

Bought these last night incredibly high.

i cannot stop watching this

Me at work when anyone asks me to do anything

Slack shouldn't exist. Down with slack. Down with slack!!!!!!

Brooklyn Steels sound is so good that I'm convinced they're auto tuning everyone to sound perfect

I will really enjoy the 2 hrs of sleep tonight after working 20 hrs today. Not a flex I'm gonna straight up die tomorrow

I woke up this last night and thought I was still on site and didn't believe I was at home. I was touching things to prove it wasn't a dream.

Nobody at the hardcore show knows I'm wearing a full Sandy Liang fit which is why I can't go anymore

Going to get fudge ripple popcorn after I just finished the bag

Ridgewood doors hit different. They really just don't make good doors anymore

PA - looking for a home for this sweet senior cat named Kiwi. He is 15 and needs to be in a loving home with no other animals.