Last night, a mutual challenged me to who could be the first to sleep with the girl I was on a 2nd date with. I can’t tell you how satisfying it was to look him dead in the eye and tell him I already had.

One thing about Fiji, they’ll meet you at your level 😭

Still true, still true #WALvARG

Haters will say they were just roommates.

Cyril like everyone I ever dated 😭redirecting and playing games. We’re babalas Cyril. Let us rest. #FamilyMeeting

A meeting for what could’ve been an email. #FamilyMeeting

How I’m showing How I’m showing up to my sister’s up to Israel’s wedding downfall 😮‍💨

I sat here & cried for about 5 minutes, why tf would he say that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Point me to the Rassie Erasmus of law who selected this legal team 😮‍💨

Maybe I should get a South African flag scarf?

Israel really thought they went off with that Canva collage. Imagine if Palestine did that. You’d see nothing but dots.

Did Tal Becker go to my ex for lessons on gaslighting?

I hope we all remember the 10s of thousands of images South Africa could have used in their case against Israel. Coulda just screenshot Motaz’s page. But no. They chose images of hospital whiteboards.

I understand the interpreters. Imagine having to simultaneously translate English and kak.

hey can I get an ETA on this ‘tough times never last’ thing?

Global warming is impacting the dating pool 😭😭 because ain’t no way these are the fish in the sea