how’s everyone doin? i’ll go first i’m doing bad

pickled #nationalpickleday

when ur high af n your friends start talking about scary stuff

In 2022 dollars, McCallister family from Home Alone would spend roughly $51k on plane tickets. They fly from Chicago to Paris with 4 adults in first class totaling $33,240. Then there’s the 11 kids in coach—plus Kevin’s unused ticket. That adds $17,304, totaling $50,544. 🤯

you cant unscooby-doo what’s already been scooby-done

“yeah no” is my favorite combo

yall take twitter too serious im here to lie n giggle like a sIut

Still just a bitch in my book

How’a bout you just shut the fuck up?