i don’t think my life has ever really been the same since they replaced the crystal palace with a bass pro shop

En route to the ECMAs...started with a flight, turned into a road trip & met some incredible colleagues along the way. Thanks for the East Coast hospitality Sana Hubaishy_TD & the Moncton area team. @AndrewP_TD

Heres a picture of @JakeGaudet_TD taking a picture of his cake. Happy 5 years anniversary! #TD

me as a lawyer: but your honor 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

c'est samedi soir et mon seul plan c'était faire une soupe

a man just rolled down his car window and said “sup beautiful” to me when i was walking down the street and i have not eaten in 7 hours and im so hangry and tired that i said “sup ugly” and turned the corner. did i potentially risk my life? yes. but was it a power move? also yes

i will sell coke before i sell arbonne

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about. Starting with a classic: STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

DM me your credit card info for a tbh

A vine thread of college majors

RT if you want Trixie Mattel™ to snatch the crown!! Use #TeamTrixie! 🌟 #AllStars3

through all of the political wars, the religious disagreements, the crooked government corruption, the thousands of years of historical genocides and mass murders, humanity will forever and always have one thing that it can all agree on - Kevin is the worst Jonas Brother

[kijiji ad] wanted: someone who's down to play scrabble on friday nights and doesn't get mad at me when I win

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ppl who use these ig captions: • my person 💞 • cheesin’ 🧀 • adventures 🌎 • just dudes being lads 🍻 • not all those who wander are lost 🌿 • ___________ made for an excellent day 😌 • ___________ right after this picture was taken 😂 • let it snow ❄️ ...ruin my day.