Toxic trait: going too hard on the chips and salsa before my food arrives

my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....

If you are going to put these in bathing suits, sports bras, or tops... FUCKING SEW THEM IN!

me, karli & @landondelamar on the way to class

COLLEGE STUDENTS NEED BREAKS TOO. Ain’t no way universities expect us to spend 3 months virtually with no time off. 5-6 days a week. Insane.

This covid shit lasting like a Honda Civic

where i’m from we save the napkins from restaurants and put em in the glove compartment

how tf is next week the last week of October i haven’t even gone to a pumpkin patch

G A M E D A Y 🎈 #ATD #GoDawgs

I miss how holidays felt when I was younger

loaded teas**