(Me, bleakly gazing off into the void) Hahahahahahhahha ahhhhhh

Jack-o’-lantern, I mean, come on

We can keep saying Gen Z's drinking habits are the prevalent issue for the industry, but when boomer moms loudly bemoan "$6 for a *beer,* are you *serious*?" at the bar, it might be time to look at the bigger picture

If someone who looks like Timothee decided to rob a bank in Greenwich Village right now they could probably get away with it, just saying

Just had a browser crash that finally caused a tabs-pocalypse that wiped out over a year of careful maintenance. And yet...No drug on earth can provide this level of relief.

No puka shells. No popped collars. No layered polos. No grotesquely distressed jeans (or any Abercrombie/Hollister, for that matter). No intense bangs. Not enough hair product. And not a single shirt with a euphemistic saying on it?! This is a bad 2000s Halloween costume at best.

If we can’t get Election Day secured as a day off, can we at *least* move it out of the daylight savings biological adjustment window? I just spent 4 minutes looking at a rice cooker.

This local icon

I have lost way, way too many knuckles to grating cheese this week

Just a reminder that it’s Nosferatvous when you’re speaking to a group or trying to be more formal

Spotted in rural Florida. FINALLY! Someone realizes New York City isn’t just about pizza and bagels!!!

Julian Casablancas and he’s lightyears from the second place act

Is it a surprise Allagash Brewing Co makes the best version of this I’ve had? Nah.

Stepped outside without a face cover and quickly realized:

My mind immediately jumps to this scene anytime I’m home alone and starting to get a little spooked out

Just a heads up: Price of coffee is about to go wayyyyyy up, everybody

Will someone who knows anything about cars please explain to me why this is not that expensive?

Turns out the Real IDs are the ones we made along the way

Wow, I can’t believe the Bear already did a Pope episode, Chicago is so on this m.youtube.com/watch?v=cAvXnB…

It’s more that they set the standards *super* high so you end up somewhere just below where things are still reasonably safe