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Nnakakonda kuyisiya life iyi, koma nanga n'chite bwanji ndi drive iyi... Nanga, Ndani wayambisa ndangomva phokoso kumeneko, musandipangise kuti ndifike kumeneko... Trapper aku trapper uyu 🔥

I'm at my parents' house and can't help but feel like I should steal stuff 😂 they have good stuff here

Just watched Reggae Wars: An Irie Hope on tiktok😂 Rasta Obi Wan

Eh ndikagone kaye kwathu

I think people who post items for sale without prices have put a markup so ridiculous, they are afraid other suppliers will easily undercut their prices if they displayed them. These are people who want to pretend they are selling luxurious items when they are not. Ali kaunjika

Ona pangolin, ona pangolin 🎶

Used the phrase "low-hanging fruits" in a meeting 😂 and "align with"

I didn't even know there were so many different 'teas' lol. Hibiscus and lemon grass ati tea. Ginger tea? Really? 😂. Anayamba wamu Ekhaya now Rooibos. The hibiscus and lemon grass one wasn't bad though. Tsiku lina mu office muno tizamwapo tea wa chisoso ndithu. Blackjack tea 😂

I am in your city. Traffic light countdown huh, I'm just counting down to your greenlight to come through 😂.

It just dawned on me that I have never met a fat acturial scientist, yayenela kukhala school yoondesadi 😂

😂 so petty! Koma akuziwa kuti akunamizilidwa kuti ali ndi department yodula mawaya.

Weather imaziwa bwanji kuti iyi ndi weekend kukhale dzuwa pang'ono

Koma ma seat warmer amenewa sapanga affect fertility. Kutentha kumene ndikololezekadi ndi batile? Eh Blantyre akuzizila uyu

The Case of the Prison Monger. Olo kokaba kwake kochita kudziwa kuti sizikafika mpaka pootchana ndi mateyala.

Ndazipana ndi drawer yoti ndimatseka ndekha

Nde munazabwela ndi iyi yomati, I'm not the hairdresser, but I am the hair manager yeee 😂😂😂 mmafuna muyalusa mazisteni mma office mu

Based on my time to complete Tango, I am smarter than 75% of CEOs. 😂 Lol, I wonder what that sounds like to a job-seeker. What a way to forcefully jerk off the ol' ego.

Mood: "Crunching the numbers"

I've been struggling to find a BNXN song that I had heard once, for a while now. Today I found out it's called pidgin and english. Koma nde ndaiyang'ana eh.

Church programs just assume you have nothing going on. Like, let's meet at 2 pm on Wednesday.