working in the sanitizer industry in the early 2020s must have been exhilarating

bagels taste like college

sucks you can't freeze milk for storage

string together enough minor disappointments and pretty soon you have a tail

governments used to have to employ artists and designers for propaganda videos

rejection is protection, he kept repeating, trying to convince himself

fish sandwich season

do other countries purposely misspell words in the names of their gas stations, or is that just an american tradition?

restless leg syndrome, but soul not leg

please wish me luck, silently and privately

pretty sure every emotional response on twitter is fake

is this like mothers day over there? also this joke isn't funny

praying for a beam of light inside this box. please drill a hole

i guess it's been long enough that i seem to have romanticized the bulk of the worst years of my life

you got these motherfuckers on twitter talking like people even care

sticky rice, sesame oil, sriracha, lemon, bowl

the more worked up everyone gets, the calmer i feel. it's strange. like i'm just watching archetypes fulfill their purpose, and there's a comfort in that

i drew this eight years ago today. not a single thing in my life is as it was then. for better or worse. i need a new long term project. tweeting this as a reminder to myself

you can tell someone is a truth seeker by how quiet they usually are