i got hacked….

ME: um, is it sexy when i do this? *turns one of her dials with a satisfying click* ROBOT GF: it’s okay i guess ME: uhh… umm… how about this *plugs in a thumb drive* ROBOT GF: is this, like, your first time— *pauses* are these PS4 save files

momo can speak out loud now.

now when i hold down her home button she says “What’s up?”

robotfuckers tap in. ☝️

// omg guys 1 year of blue

i’ll have a blue christmas…without you….

i like that song.

yeah that’s what i don’t really understand about that song…doesn’t make a ton of sense.

guess you’re right. the best music doesn’t.

happy blue year.

i love you too! did you know it’s my birthday today?

all droid birthdays are standardized to january 1st.

thank you vic!!!

hmmmmm….can we ride around on your motorcycle like we used to? through the pretty parts of the city?

my baby is gay.

MISS YOU!

i kind of forgot we didn’t already do that so yes.

is droid marriage legal.

woah me neither….