These women who make one TikTok that gets more than 100 likes and change their Facebook profile to a “digital creator” page

Biden about to walk out to tell us he’s not senile like #25thAmendment

I’m definitely not senile, but the President of Mexico should have opened up aid to Gaza. Ok Biden. #25thAmendment

After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, "I'll keep that in mind" and walk off

Hey friends, I’m working on a new logo for the new website for my online gun shop, PeachStateDefense.com. Do you guys like it with or without the “est 2021”? Trying to get a poll here. Just respond with “with” or “without”. Thanks!

Fruit and urinal: two words that should never have been associated with cake.

I’m building a dream brick by brick. Sometimes it’s overwhelming that the finish line is nowhere in sight. What keeps me going is neither is my starting line.

I like to send friend/follow requests to women who are way out of my league, then when they accept it I block them, just to balance out the scales of power

In 2024 the worst part about having a power outage is the 537 people within a mile radius of you reporting it to you on the Ring Neighbors app

Chito Vera on the plane home today like #UFC299

I always let my phone ring 2 1/2 times before sending it to voicemail so the person calling knows exactly who's in control here.

Israel about to unleash pure hell

Y’all thought Israel was pounding Palestine before? Lol. Just wait…

The worst part of being single is you get papercuts on your face from wiping lonely tears away with the massive piles of cash you have laying around

If you can’t seem to figure out why you can’t find a good man, maybe this should be your accountability “era”; where you consider the possibility that you don’t know how to treat a good man

This is how FedEx delivers. “You got 15 seconds. 15 seconds then I’m gone.” #FedEx

If it’s true that this shooting in Manhattan happened at Blackstone headquarters, trust me when I tell you they were at least one of the targets. That place has no shortage of enemies.