Imagine a cat detective with a human body named Kit Meowman goes to a crime scene and goes “this guys a pro. This is the purRrrfect murder.” #cats

Lotta wolf cuts at the Men I Trust concert

A generation of those who were broken down as kids has spawned a wave of adults who rightfully strive to find something within themselves to stand up for and be proud of, but commonly push away the rare few worth swallowing their pride for. Nobodys perfect. But we still forget.

Its crazy how long this lady in the cafe is going off about how her son prefers his quesadillas. Not in a happy way either. And shes standing while talking to someone whos sitting down and its menacing

People only see things the way they see it, which i mean… is fine.. i guess. But like… forever tho? Lol

I truly feel r. Kelly gna be making his way back to peoples crates in the next 5 years. On some “enough time past” type shit. Mainly bc people dont give a fuck anymore and are feeling like nothing matters, and lowkey, ive been hearing what ppl are bumping in their cars LOL

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Burn the boats

Steve harvey + Dora the explorer = George Lopez

Fried chicken and jelly on a microwaved popeyes biscuit

Whens the last time you had a macaron

My nephew: wasnt Mae young married the the worlds sexiest chocolate? Me: its mark henry. His nickname was either the worlds strongest man or sexual chocolate. LOL

Im gna live in queens for the month of february. Anyone got oddjobs they need done LOL

In LA today and tomorrow then driving to vegas. WSUP

Youre not autistic youre just lost

Girth Amboy

I feel if i stop crying about it then im letting ur existence fade. So i continue to feel sad by choice and thats okay with me. carrying that hurt with me keeps you alive in my heart. My tears are proof that you mean something. Idk what to say man. I just miss my boy

Cold Take: Mighty Mighty Bosstones is just a jamaican king krule