I thought that since it was quarantined the workload would be lighter but looks like being stuck haunted house more often *does* spike the amount statements + people fixating on the supernatural

You have no idea how many "I am literally trapped in my house" prank calls I've had to investigate this year (on the other hand, free house tours, the doors are always unlocked!)

"Zepha, you have so much work let me give this blurry photo case to someone else" said no boss ever

okay sure, yes I'm not supposed to share institute evidence with the public BUT THIS IS A MAN OF CULTURE

Happy pride month y'all 🏳️‍⚧️ Proud to be able to work with so many other queer folks I mean come on, who is straight and into the supernatural /hj

c-can i use a matcha pocky as a substitute for an incense stick?

Fight.

the urge to know everything immidiately is strong 👁️

fun fact: its normal to see fat stains from your fingers on the wall! Another fun fact: if I see another fat stain in the shape of a screaming face somewhere I will cry!

Sometimes I feel like people make statements to get free services. I just dug up an entire backyard only to find bones. Bones aren't supernatural bro >:(

Norse gods really took the L like, imagine your name being literally "good girlfriend"

fun fact: batman is a military term I love it so much

I love houses with lots of glass. This one? absolutely not. I swear I've seen 7 different people walk around the house but noooo, I'm the only one here

Okay, police, why do I have to fill out an incident form for just seeing the 7 missing people you're looking for while working?