No game tonight, AC Perth Futsal shat it.

Can confirm we are not associated with the nonces at Team Zenit.

Two members of the squad have tested positive for coronavirus. One has tested positive for the clap. More soon.

EA SPORTSFIFA @EASPORTS JCC  PlayStation fix your fucking game you horrible cunts ea

Is he fuck

Weird behaviour baaaaaby

Usual fae the usual

He has his flaws, but he has a lot less flaws than Sam Rush so I’d say we’ve upgraded.

Please give if you can, fantastic cause which is so important.

Dear lord, what a sad little life, Galatasaray. You ruined my Twitter account completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.

We can confirm.