Heart lurch seeing an old Hoss tweet on the t/l. Can’t go to bluesky when I have ghosts of old friends here

Just ate some toasted and buttered leftover garlic naan. Soon I will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Can you get headphones for dogs? I fear she is missing out on a lot of podcast content on our walks

Heading to south London again. If I lived there I would already be home

I had a massive schnitzel in Brockley and now I have come home for a pizza pie

I’m watching the new TV show where Stephen Hawking caps people for money and lols

Might have some extra cans

Just enjoying some delicious WD40 on this crisp bright autumn day

EVERY JACKED DAD I KNOW - A Memoir

In case anyone was wondering, the new AI feature on iOS 18 that summarizes longer text messages works incredibly well.

Everyone.

I’m going to open a San Miguel and sing River St Johns to the dog

happy veterans day all enjoyers of Americans not being at work

My conductor is Alan

What if the spy whale was trying to free Daniel Khalife?

The bankers have chosen a new Treasury Secretary

i have always wanted a foreigner who plays diablo 4 all day to randomly obliterate government agencies in between posting deep fried awkward penguin memes

Manifesting some chicken