*first day over 50 degrees* me:

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(Smash character select screen) Girl: hmm I'll be Pikachu he’s so cute, WAIT, Pichu's even cuter! Oh but who’s this little guy? Squirtle? OOOOHH and who’s this? Peach? Daisy? They look like me don't you think? Me (sweating): fuck, this bitch really gonna pick the high tiers on me

Let's be friends on IMVU, my avatar name is Soulja boy! bit.ly/IMVUMobile10

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 🅱🅱🅱 🅱 🅱　🅱 👇 🅱🅱 👇 　 🅱　🅱 　 🅱　 🅱 　 👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of B button (blood type)

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Xbox

Ayesha Curry watching her hoe friends get attention, while she's in the crib making green bean caserole.

Thinking about pickle rick

chris brown really did a couple dance moves n everyone forgot bout them assault charges

When someone asks how my decade is going