I got a C in GCSE art. Before I picked up my results the other art teacher told me that my art teacher had pushed for me to be the grade I got...so basically he'd wanted to fail me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Caught this gorgeous lil gem by Ugly Bucket Theatre last night, two chances to see it today if you're in Birmingham.

After the Act New Diorama Theatre was so so great, still processing it. V. Proud to be northern and queer after the Manchester Protest scene, also locking eyes with Ellice in full Thatcher drag was as terrifying as it was hilarious. Much love to Breach

Call Out for Actor / Actor Musicians! We are looking for wonderful people to come work with us on a new R&D of the Wizard of Oz. There will be 3 wks of R&D over Sept ending in 4 sharings at the Little but LIVE! Festival in Moseley Park! #artsjobs #actorjobsuk #actormusicians

Put the year you were born in the Gif bar and see what you get.

Any friends seeing Happy Days at the Rep tonight? The Other half isn't interested so I'll be all on my lonesome (which in some ways feels more Beckettian, but still)

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I tried not overthink this but it's very difficult

Rishi Sunak is an outcast borrower who built his home within discarded copies of Mein Kampf.

The Rabbit in Anatomy of a Suicide, The Angel's wings in the national production of Angels in America, Kirsty Bushell's Court Room Scene in the White Devil.

Roses are red Violets are blue Gilgamesh liked banging His lover Enkidu #HappyValentinesDay

Give the NY Times credit, they've nailed conservative Britain.

Honestly, fuck property developers. Save the Electric! Sign the Petition! chng.it/RN4J7ypw via Change.org UK

Meeeeee

I am looking for a Midlands-based actor to play Leontes and Autolycus in The Winter’s Tale later this year. Rehearsals are in Nov at Attenborough Arts in Leicester, then 3 shows there in Dec, before 3 shows including a livestream in Jan at Derby Theatre Studio. 1/2

It really is.

I've been trying to keep my Moo Deng obsession quiet but this sits at an intersection of my interests that cannot be ignored.

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